12 Hilarious Chinglish Signs in China


Chinese and English are not easily interchangeable. After traveling all over China, I've compiled these photos of some of the funniest signs I've seen. Whether it's just bad Chinglish, typos, or a complete lack of care, these signs are hilarious, especially when you inadvertently stumble upon them while going about your day.

If you need a smorking break, you can go for a smorke just over here!

A hilarious Chinglish sign that says "Smorking Section"

Smorking Section

Or, if you're after some noodies, China has got you covered!

Chinglish sign that says Cold Noodies

Apparently, the metal balls in China taste delicious!

Deep fried metal balls

And be careful when you walk into the bar! The English on this one is fine, but the fact that a sign like this is necessary is both haunting and hysterical.

Sex, Money, Drugs

I found this sign in an elevator. I mean, obviously. Because that totally makes sense.


And of course, everybody's favorite part of the bank…


This is one of my favorites, but that's just because I'm a sucker for bad toilet humor. You are the best!


Unreduce, unreuse, unrecycle. What I think they were getting at was “non-recyclables,” but still…


Just like the Western world plasters Chinese characters all over their clothes, so, too, does the Eastern world with the Western alphabet. I've seen people wearing clothes that look like Abercrombie or Hollister, but instead of branding, they simply read “XYGIRJSDNT.” Usually, they don't even know what their shirt says, just like Westerners don't know what the Chinese on their shirts mean! These were two of my favorites. The boy on the left is about four-years-old and the girl on the right is about 12.


Chinese food is, of course, one of the highlights of visiting this bizarre country. Oh, China, you so fashion!

Fashion Food

I also want to make sure you're aware of the global warming crisis. China is obviously very concerned about this.


One of the funniest things to envision, but also the most annoying to deal with, is the locals squatting on Western toilets and leaving their footprints on the seat! As much as I don't want to see that in action, I know it would be incredibly funny to watch.


I'm just happy somebody is taking preventative measures by posting this tiny three-inch sign!

Which one of these was your favorite? If you've been to Asia, where did you find the best butchering of the English language?

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23 Responses to 12 Hilarious Chinglish Signs in China

  1. Cat of Sunshine and Siestas October 1, 2013 at 8:00 pm #

    Yes, just yes. How I LIVE for these things!

    • Jeremy Foster October 5, 2013 at 2:15 am #

      Haha! It’s the small things that get me through the day!

  2. Aleah | SolitaryWanderer.com October 1, 2013 at 9:16 pm #

    Hilarious! Love the alcoholic girl 😀

    • Jeremy Foster October 5, 2013 at 2:15 am #

      So funny, right? I told her what it meant after I saw it, and she covered her shirt with her hands for the rest of class! She wouldn’t let anybody see!

  3. Andrea and John October 2, 2013 at 4:52 am #

    The kids clothes are hilarious!

    • Jeremy Foster October 5, 2013 at 2:16 am #

      “NO FAT CHICKS” is definitely my favorite!

  4. Laura @ Travelocafe October 3, 2013 at 6:23 am #

    These are hilarious! However, the kids are cute in their innocence 🙂

    • Jeremy Foster October 5, 2013 at 2:18 am #

      Haha well we definitely can’t fault them! But funny nonetheless!

  5. Noel @ wander2nowhere October 4, 2013 at 4:47 pm #

    These just made me laugh out loud. I was in China for 2 months beginning of this year. I’ve seen some really hilarious signs. They never failed to make me laugh.

    • Jeremy Foster October 5, 2013 at 2:20 am #

      I just wish I got photos of all the funny signs I’ve seen! There were some gems that I just didn’t get a chance to take a photo of. The best part, though, is that they’re everywhere!

      • Noel @ wander2nowhere October 8, 2013 at 12:41 am #

        Yes they are really everywhere! It’s a great challenge to take a photo of all the funny signs you encounter, unless you set a day to go out on a mission to take them! Hmm.. maybe you should 😛

  6. Jennifer Dombrowski October 6, 2013 at 1:07 am #

    Thanks for the laugh! Clearly, something has been lost in translation.

  7. Ryan O'Rourke October 6, 2013 at 6:09 am #

    I absolutely love Chinglish signs—always brightens up my day!

    • Jeremy Foster October 10, 2013 at 11:57 am #

      It’s even funnier to see the faces of the Chinese people who simply can’t understand why I’m taking a photo of a boring old sign.

  8. Stefania-The ItalianBackpacker October 16, 2013 at 7:24 am #

    Very funny, I see signs like these in Italy too!

  9. Irina February 5, 2014 at 12:17 am #

    Love Alcoholic Girls! Where can I get one like that?? I also have a collection of senseless Chinese translations, but yours are better

    • Jeremy Foster February 7, 2014 at 1:02 am #

      She was NOT happy when I told her what it meant (in retrospect, maybe I shouldn’t have told an 11 year old what an alcoholic was…). I think I have a few friends who would proudly wear that shirt, though 😀

  10. John Mayson October 25, 2014 at 9:52 pm #

    I saw a Chinese sign in Malaysia with the English translation “Pregnant lady on rice”. It was at a restaurant.

  11. Frank December 5, 2014 at 1:44 am #

    Yeah, that’s funny. I especially like the t-shirts on those 2 kids.
    Frank (bbqboy)

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