Drinking Mushroom Shakes in Thailand

Drinking Mushroom Shakes in Thailand

I slapped my palm against my forehead. “But we already ordered you one! Come on, man. You have to!”

I’d be lying if I said I didn’t want to. In some parts of Thailand, mushroom shakes are about the easiest thing you can buy, and when the timing is right…well, the timing is right.

About three hours prior I had arrived on the southern Thai island of Koh Phangan. There were nine of us in total, staying together in a small group of bungalows, and at about 2pm, one of our buddies (there’s always one) had ordered a round of happy shakes.

I’m not talking about portabella smoothies. I’m talking about those mushrooms that make you see crazy colors, experience a different reality, and make you fall over in giggle fits.

Yeah, those ones.

(Side note: they also make dogs talk and inanimate objects come to life.)

Mushroom shakes for sale.

Mushroom shakes for sale.

 

Elsewhere in the world, magic mushrooms are eaten raw. In Thailand, the land of fruit smoothies, the best way to take shrooms is by ordering a milkshake.

On that particular day, my plan was to sit by the beach, edit some photos, answer some emails, and do my daily social media duties. It had been a few days since any work got done and today was definitely going to be a productive day. Right?

I had only just gotten my bags into my room when a plump old Thai lady started shouting at me.

“What flavor you want!?”

I really was not expecting this. I paused and sighed with hesitation.

“What flavor you have?” I shouted back.

My friends all cheered with joy, ecstatic at the fact that I had decided to join their tribe. They insisted that I had to try the banana shake. Never the advocate for that particular fruit, though, I went with mango. It’s not like either one of these was going to mask the taste of something that is literally grown in elephant poop.

It was now 4pm and the sun was well on its way to bumping heads with the horizon. We drank our shakes, sat in big comfy chairs and lazed in hammocks by the beach. We went swimming, told stories, talked nonsense, laughed uncontrollably and bonded over this incredibly unusual experience.

But in some parts of Thailand, it’s not really that unusual.

Sunset on Koh Phangan, Thailand

The sun sets over Chaloklum Bay, Koh Phangan, Thailand.

Finding Mushroom Shakes in Thailand

It’s worth mentioning that the insurgence of mushroom shakes in Thailand is due almost entirely to the presence of tourists. It’s not a “local delight.” Most popular on the islands, you’ll find them in party spots like Koh Phangan, Koh Tao, Koh Samui, Phuket, Tonsai, and more.

Most bars and coffee shops let you purchase one of these “happy shakes” right at the counter, even though some advertise it and some don’t. They’re almost always available, so all you have to do is ask.

Before you indulge, though, there are a couple things you need to consider.

You Need to Be Careful

First and foremost, there are legal implications involved, and the consequences are very, very severeI do not recommend doing drugs in Thailand. If you choose to do so, it is entirely at your own risk.

Second of all, if you insist on doing them, make sure you’re safe. It’s better to get a good batch than a bad one, and you don’t want to end up in any sort of dangerous situation. If you’re determined, ask your friendly tour guide or bartender where to get one that is safe and reliable. They’ll know the scene and likely won’t point you in the wrong direction.

Lastly, don’t take too much. One smoothie is all you need. Enough people travel to Thailand and order mushroom shakes (there are always people taking mushrooms in Thailand), that the guys with the blender know just how much to give you. Order one from the right place, with the right amount, and you should be okay.

I think I can say with complete certainty that nobody who takes mushrooms wants a visit from the devil.

Consider Your Environment

If you decide to trip on mushrooms in Thailand, it’s imperative to position yourself in a comfortable and safe setting. Make sure you are with people you trust who you know you can count on. Bad trips are almost always prompted because of uncomfortable environments or people, so find a private beach, guesthouse, or a big open field.

A busy bar in Bangkok probably isn’t the best place to be (you won’t find a mushroom shake in any big cities, anyway) because you are surrounded by a lot of people you don’t know, don’t trust and who are probably too drunk.

Honestly, drunk people and tripping people don’t mix well.

So, if you intend to try something a little different while you’re in Thailand, and drinking a “happy shake” is your cup of tea (or, well, you know what I mean), please heed my advice.

A mushroom trip can last from 6 to 12 hours, which is quite a long time. Don’t commit to doing anything for the day or night, except acting totally weird.


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Disclaimer: Drugs are illegal. I don’t condone drug use of any sort, and I am not an advocate for eating mushrooms or doing drugs of any kind. If you intend to consume, please be safe. This article is not intended to persuade, but rather to inform.

Please also note that this story is entirely fictional and definitely did not happen…

10 Responses to Drinking Mushroom Shakes in Thailand

  1. The Runaway Guide November 8, 2013 at 4:52 am #

    “drunk people and tripping people don’t mix well” should be a fortune cookie haha.

  2. Derek4Real November 9, 2013 at 12:12 am #

    Glad to hear you enjoyed your trip. Sure, it might not have been the most productive day but hey, at least you were able to make something of it after the fact.

    The “happy shakes” are available in other tourist island hotspots throughout SEA, most notably Bali. I will say this though: if you’ve tried ‘shrooms before and are used to and comfortable with the experience, go for two instead of one 😉 In this corner of the world it’s all field shrooms, versus the lab shrooms much of the western world is used to.

    Also, always choose OJ as your mixer. Trust me on this one.

    BTW I love your disclosure at the end. After a little situation of my own I had to add the following disclaimer in the legal speak section of my blog: “Any and all immoral or illegal events described herein are fictional. Certain names may or may not have been changed to protect the innocent and not-so-innocent alike.”

    Finally, I have to (regretfully) say damn you for beating me to the punch. I have a nearly identical post sitting in draft form but it is just one of a dozen that I’ve never gotten around to perfecting for publication. Guess there is no point in doing that now…

    • Jeremy Foster November 14, 2013 at 6:58 pm #

      Yeah, Bali is known for it as well. Haha I would love to read your version, mate!

  3. Stephen Schreck November 10, 2013 at 2:21 am #

    Haha what a crazy day 🙂

    I agree with Leif “”drunk people and tripping people don’t mix well” should be a fortune cookie haha.” Great line mate!

  4. Anglo Italian November 13, 2013 at 8:07 pm #

    After reading some news reports of poisonings last year after some milkshakes had been made using mosquito coils, I chose not to bother.

    I think that SEA has begun a process of condeming the rampant drug use by foreign nationals in the countries and I for one applaud it.

    • Jeremy Foster November 14, 2013 at 7:00 pm #

      That’s pretty scary! I think the widespread use of drugs by foreigners is a part of the whole “amusement park” that is Southeast Asia. I think these areas need to change their approach, and the tourists need to enter these parts of Asia with a little more respect.

      • Anglo Italian November 15, 2013 at 5:19 pm #

        Couldn’t agree more. I think that people should really look at how respectful they are in a new country instead of just flying in and behaving like they would at a frat party.

        Of course that there’s no smoke without fire too. There are a number of locals who do try to satisfy the demands of people wanting to have a ‘good time’ in the area, but I think many locals are already trying to shy away from anything where possible trouble with the police can occur.

        • Jeremy Foster November 16, 2013 at 12:44 pm #

          Though, often times the police just get paid off. Saw it myself. Foreigners get to take drugs and the police walk away with a stack of bills in their pocket.

  5. Jennifer Dombrowski December 9, 2013 at 7:03 pm #

    Well, that certainly wasn’t on the menu where we stayed on Koh Phangan!

  6. Sara September 13, 2016 at 6:25 am #

    Hey, where can i find happy shakes in phuket? 🙂

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